Ocala Custom Rods
Giving you an unfair advantage
Voted best fishing rods ever made! ...by my wife.
Custom rods starting around $150. Cheaper rods available at your local Wal-Mart.
Prior to delivery of your custom fishing rod, you must show proof of gym membership, as proof you will be able to fight all the fish attracted to the custom rod.
Warning: You may have to buy a larger livewell or fish box!
All custom fishing rods built with proprietary fish attracting components.
Some clients experience a 50% increase in boat speed due to the aerodynamic qualities of the rods.
Ocala Custom Rods may be banned from some tournaments, due to the unfair advantage they provide. Check local tournament rules.
Customer: "How many fish can I expect to catch with my custom rod?"
Me: "All of them!"
Check all local laws to ensure these rods are legal in your area
All rods meet California emission requirements
...If you think you're ready, call Mike at 352-460-1119
"You know that thing I do with my eyebrow?...The first time I did it was when I got my Ocala Custom Rod."
"A Winchester and an Ocala Custom Rod are the only two things a man needs...and the Winchester is optional."
"There is literally nothing more powerful than an Ocala Custom Rod"
Celebrity endorsements are parody...Duh
Seriously, email your questions, requests or artwork to OcalaCustomRods@gmail.com